It's the 4th of July and this month's comic-book-movie commentary is for Fantastic Four! Did you see what we did there? Sure, we could have done Captain America, but screw you. And it's Fantastic Four not The Fantastic Four, no matter how much more sense that makes.
There are good things and terrible things in this movie. The beautiful Chris Evans here is showing our general reaction to watching the film. Feel bad for him folks, we may have had to watch this suck-fest but he was listed lower in the cast than dead-eyed Jessica Alba. Ouch.