Macho macho man. I want to be a macho man. Alas, however, I never will. My attempts to grow facial hair, while successful, have looked terrible. I either look like a paedophile or a child. It's a strange mix, I know.
However, there are plenty of sexy, hairy faced people in the world and I'm trying to find out who is your favourite from the list I've lovingly compiled over at The Website Of Doom.
So click Rufus' face here on the left and cast your vote!